Tuesday, 28 July 2020

Thoughts that will make you smile

Some humours thoughts
 
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said - Cheque books.
😄😅

The easiest way to make 
your old car run better, 
is to check the prices of new car.
😁😄
 
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. 
A great lawyer knows the judge.
😅😁
 
Definition of Nurse :  
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
😧😁
 
Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. 
Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
😧😄

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A:  Because they are already leading a dog's life!
😛😄
 
Q: What's the similarity 
between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
😎😧

What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?

One says "Good morning, boss". 
The other says "It's morning, boss." 
😃😃😃

 Keep smiling!!

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