Thoughts that will make you smile

Some humours thoughts

 

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books.

😄😅

The easiest way to make 

your old car run better, 

is to check the prices of new car.

😁😄

 

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. 

A great lawyer knows the judge.

😅😁

 

Definition of Nurse :  

A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

😧😁

 

Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. 

Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

😧😄

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A:  Because they are already leading a dog's life!

😛😄

 

Q: What's the similarity 

between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

😎😧

What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?

One says "Good morning, boss". 

The other says "It's morning, boss." 

😃😃😃

 Keep smiling!!

Pictures that will bring a smile on your face.

Here are few pictures which automatically put a smile on my face .

1. Health matters after all.

2. Proper balancing is not a joke !

3. Hi- tech sleep.

4. Catwalk on the ground.

5. Picture proof that Sachin is always a cricketer.

6. Shade alignment.

7. It doesn't matter where to bow, real value lies in bowing.

8. It isn't that tough to start a friendship.

9. A child can what the elders can't.

10. The best hairdresser in the world is the elder sibling.

11. Palpable quest for learning.

12. No love is greater than mom's love.

13. Rich or poor, able or differently abled, a dad is always best.

14. Where there is a will,there is a way.

Picture credit :

Vijay Kumar Dewan Blog, Facebook.

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