Some humours thoughts
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said - Cheque books.
😄😅
The easiest way to make
your old car run better,
is to check the prices of new car.
😁😄
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
😅😁
Definition of Nurse :
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
😧😁
Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
😧😄
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
😛😄
Q: What's the similarity
between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
😎😧
What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?
One says "Good morning, boss".
The other says "It's morning, boss."
😃😃😃
Keep smiling!!
