Prize winning joke of the year-
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A man asked
Actor Vijayakanth,
"why Nareandra modi goes walking at evening not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' ' ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate !
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman โ โWhich book has helped you most in your life?โ
The woman replied โ โMy husbandโs cheque book !!โ
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A prospective husband in a book store โDo you have a book called, โHusband โ the Master of the Houseโ?
Sales Girl : โSir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!โ.
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Someone asked an old man :
โEven after 70 years, you still call your wife
"Darling, Honey, Love".
Whatโs the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and Iโm scared to ask her.
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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making call, he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing.
Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband to wife,
"Today is a fine day"
Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day,
he says same thing.
Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife canโt take it and asks her husband โ since last one week, you are saying this โToday is a fine dayโ. I am fed up. Whatโs the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, โI will leave you one fine day.โ
I was just trying to remind
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Argument between British and Indian.
British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs
"hahaha"
India:- "hahaha"
we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha"
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Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student
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Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer..
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