Wednesday, 1 May 2024

To cheer you up


Prize winning joke of the year-
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A man asked
Actor Vijayakanth,
 "why Nareandra modi  goes walking  at evening not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother,  Modi is PM, not AM' ' ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜„

Superb๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate !
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman โ€“ โ€œWhich book has helped you most in your life?โ€
The woman replied โ€“ โ€œMy husbandโ€™s cheque book !!โ€
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

A prospective husband in a book store โ€œDo you have a book called, โ€˜Husband โ€“ the Master of the Houseโ€™?
Sales Girl : โ€œSir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!โ€.
๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

Someone asked an old man : 
โ€œEven after 70 years, you still call your wife
"Darling, Honey, Love".
Whatโ€™s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and Iโ€™m scared to ask her.
๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making call,  he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing.
Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband to wife,
"Today is a fine day"
Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day,
he says same thing.
Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife canโ€™t take it and asks her husband โ€“ since last one week, you are saying this โ€œToday is a fine dayโ€™. I am fed up. Whatโ€™s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, โ€œI will  leave you one fine day.โ€
I was just trying to remind 
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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Argument between British and Indian.
British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs
"hahaha"

India:- "hahaha"
we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha"
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student
๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer..
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