Saturday, 2 September 2023

Getting a second opinion saves a lot of money

A hilarious Case. Wisdom is rewarded by a host of experiences, Here is a rare one.

Headache and Testicles 

A man had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor in a Multi speciality hospital.

The Doctor says, the good news he can cure his headaches. The bad news is that they will require removing his testicles. 

The doctor said that "You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." 

The man was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. 

He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery costed him Rs 4,00,000/-. 

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.   

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. 

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need. A new Suit.' 

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new Suit.' 

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see size 44 would fit fine. 

The man laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 

'Been in the business 60 years sir!' the tailor said. 

The man tried on the suit it fitted perfectly. As he admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' 

The man thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' 

The salesman eyed him and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' 

The man was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 

'Been in the business 60 years sir.' 

The man tried  the shirt and it fitted perfectly. 

The man walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new Underwear?' 

The man thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..' 

The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36. 

The man laughed, 'Ah ha! You got it wrong this time! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old..' 

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34 sir. A size 34 would press your Testicles up against the base of your spine and give you hell of a Headache.' 

Surgery - Rs 4,00,000/- in a multi speciality hospital, New underwear at - Rs 75/- 

Second Opinion-Priceless. 

Always take second opinion before going under the Surgery through multi speciality hospital. 

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha 😂 Hilarious story sir, with lots of wisdom.

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