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A STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EVERY ANSWER IS CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO.  

THE TEACHER LACKED SENSE OF HUMOR.

 

Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?

 

 STUDENT : HIS LAST BATTLE.

                 

Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?

 

STUDENT : AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

                 

Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?

 

STUDENT : LIQUID.

 

Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

 

 STUDENT: MARRIAGE.

                  

Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?

 

STUDENT : EXAMS.

 

Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

 

STUDENT : LUNCH & DINNER.

                 

Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?

 

STUDENT : THE OTHER HALF.

                 

Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

 

STUDENT : WET.

                

Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?

 

STUDENT : NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.

 

Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?

 

STUDENT : YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND.

 

Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?

 

STUDENT : VERY LARGE HANDS. 

 

Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?

 

STUDENT : NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT.

 

Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?

 

STUDENT : ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.

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